I’m plunging again
nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy.
this touches my soul
I did my first Crossfit class on Saturday, and I’m excited but nervous as hell for my first WOD tomorrow. I am not ashamed to say that I’ve accumulated some mass since graduating college, and a combination of home cooked meals, beer, a love for pizza and pills (prescribed, not recreational ones ) is the culprit. On top of my desire to lose weight, I want to convince my four year old, comicbook-lovin’, sweet-faced little monkey nephew that I’m a legitimate superhero and guarantee him (and his little brother) years upon years of me being alive to save the world.